how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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