Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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