Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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