is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
