4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
So vagazzling was a success
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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