k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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