idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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