if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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