During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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