It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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