D3 body, D1 cock
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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