you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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