Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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