Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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