How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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