Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
did i just pee glitter
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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