I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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