This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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