Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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