I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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