people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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