we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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