We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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