That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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