im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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