Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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