She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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