that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
if only i could text you this smell
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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