You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
