I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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