So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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