He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
