I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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