can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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