And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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