it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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