Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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