On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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