Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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