I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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