There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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