Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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