called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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