I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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