This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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