Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Someone shit on the floor
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Randomize
