At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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