I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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