great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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