This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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